Today at work one of the attorneys and I were talking about our “server” days. He told me the following story and swore it was true.
After clearing a plate away from in front of a very attractive female customer he ate a bit of food off the plate. When a coworker pointed out how gross that was, said attorney took the coworker to the kitchen door, pointed at the customer and said, “I’d fuck her, so I wouldn’t I eat off her plate.” Male coworker agreed and nothing further was said.
All I had to say was, “Only a man…..” He agreed.